Quotezine Team 
Stranger Things Quotes: The Absolute Best One-Liners So Far
Chapter One: The Vanishing of Will Byers [S1.E1]
Jim Hopper: Floo, Floo we’ve discussed this, mornings are for coffee and contemplation.
Dustin: Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
Mike Wheeler: I think it’s cool; it’s like a superpower, like Mr Fantastic.
Dustin: Except I can’t fight evil with it.
Eleven: Eleven
Mike: Something’s coming. Something hungry for blood. A shadow grows on the wall behind you, swallowing you in darkness. It is almost here.
Will Byers: It was a seven. The roll; it was a seven. The demogorgon – it got me. See you tomorrow.
Troy: Step right up ladies and gentlemen, step right up and get your tickets to the freak show. Who’d you think would make more money in a freak show – Midnight, Frog-face, or Toothless?
Jim Hopper: Joyce, this is Hawkins, okay? You wanna know the worst thing that’s ever happened here in the four years I’ve been working here? Do you wanna know the worst thing? It was when an owl attacked Eleanor Gillespie’s head because it thought that her hair was a nest.
Mike: The campaign took 2 weeks to plan! How was I supposed to know it was going to take 10 hours?
Karen: You’ve been playing for 10 hours?
Hopper: Have you ever heard of Mirkwood?
Callahan: I have not, that sounds made up to me.
Lucas: No, it’s from Lord of the Rings.
Dustin: The Hobbit.
Lucas: It doesn’t matter!
Dustin: He asked!
Chapter Two: The Weirdo on Maple Street [S1.E2]
Lucas: We’re going back to Plan A; we’re telling your mom.
Eleven: No.
Chapter Three: Holly Jolly [S1.E3]
Mike: I just didn’t want you to think I was such a wastoid, you know?
Eleven: Mike?
Mike: Yeah?
Eleven: I understand.
Mike: Cool.
Lucas: Oh yeah: this is the monster killer!
Eleven: Mike?
Mike: You were supposed to help us find him alive!
Dustin: Why do we even need weapons anyway. We have her.
Lucas: She shut one door!
Dustin: With her mind!
Chapter Four: The Body [S1.E4]
Joyce: You’re talking about grief – this is different.
Mike: Was that?
Eleven: Will…
Dustin: Wow, she looks..
Lucas: Pretty.
Mike: Good.
Eleven: Pretty…good
via: Pinterest
Chapter Five: The Flea and the Acrobat [S1.E5]
Lucas: She helped just enough so she could get what she wants: food and a bed. She’s like a stray dog.
Mike: Do you know how to get there? To the upside down?
Science is neat, but I’m afraid it’s not very forgiving.
Joyce: I will keep these lights up until the day I die, if it helps bring Will back. Now get out of my house!
Nancy Wheeler: My mom was young; my dad was older, but he had a cushy job, money, came from a good family. So, they bought a nice house at the end of the cul-de-sac and started a nuclear family.
Jonathan: Screw that
Nancy: Yeah, screw that
Jonathan: My dad took me hunting on my birthday. Made me kill a rabbit.
Nancy: A rabbit?
Jonathan: Yeah. I guess he thought it would make me into more of a man, or something. I cried for a week.
Nancy: Jesus.
Jonathan: What? I’m a fan of Thumper.
Jim: Will’s body, it was a fake….you were right…..this whole time you were right.
Dustin: Do you really want to fight the demogorgen with your wrist rocket?
That’s like R2-D2 fighting Darth Vader.
Eleven: Mouthbreather
Chapter Six: The Monster [S1.E6]
Florence: Only love makes you that crazy, sweetheart, and that damn stupid.
Dustin: You better run! She’s our friend and she’s crazy.
El: I’m the monster.
Mike: No, you saved me, you’re not the monster.
Lucas: They know about eleven!
Chapter Seven: The Bathtub [S1.E7]
Ted: My God, is she Russian?
Dustin: Why are you keeping this curiosity door locked?
Jim: Listen to me: I’m going to find him
Chapter Eight: The Upside Down [S1.E8]
Martin Brenner: Six.
Joyce Byers: What?
Martin Brenner: Six. Six people have been taken this week. This thing that took your son… We don’t really understand it. But it’s behavior is predictable. Like all animals, it eats. It will take more sons. More daughters. I want to save them. I want to save your son. But I can’t do that. Not without your help.
Joyce Byers: Stop. I know who you are. I know what you’ve done. You took my boy away from me! You left him in that place to die! You faked his death! We had a funeral. We buried him. And now you’re asking for my help? Go to hell.
Eleven: No more…
Jim: You think I actually wanted to come to this?
I was just hungry!
